"u wot m8"

English proverb (via aminicolascageyet)


A canon. Written for you in 1887. Incredible adapted for television in 1984.

With the best cast you can find by Granada Television.

Sherlock Holmes

Jeremy Brett - Sherlock Holmes (The Detective)

David Burke - Dr. John Watson (The Boswell S1-S2)

Edward Hardwicke -  Dr. John Watson (The Boswell S3-S7)

Colin Jeavons - Inspector Lestrade (The Law)

Eric Porter - Prof. Moriarty (The Villain)

Charles Gray - Mycroft Holmes (The Brother)

and Rosalie Williams - Mrs. Hudson (The Housekeeper)


Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?





brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

We’ve had people ask if there was any alcohol in the sherry trifle and if the chicken curry was suitable for vegetarians.

And when we sent out vouchers for two free filter coffees, it was amazing how many people asked for lattes or cappuccinos.  Then when we pointed out that the offer is only for filter coffee they say, “well it doesn’t say that anywhere, what a con!”  And I just want to forget all customer service and yell “IT CLEARLY SAYS THAT ON THE VOUCHER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?”


Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

# father ted